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Monday, June 11, 2012

Some Best Cricket Jokes


Ashish Nehra And Tharki Nirmal Baba

Ashish Nehra: Baba meri IPL meinbahut Dhulai hoti hai.
Nirmal baba: Match fix karte ho?
Nehra: karta hu baba.
Baba: batsman ko Daat dikhate ho.
Nehra: Ji baba 32 ke 32 dikhata hu.
(Baba tensd, & thnking)
Baba: Gali dete ho?
Nehra: ji baba, Kohli se achi achi gali sikh li.
(baba getng angry)
Baba: Helmet pehen te ho?
Nehra: Nahi baba..........
Baba: BASS. yahi pe kripa rukh rahi hai, Bike ka helmet pehen ke bowling karo Kripa aani shuru hojayegi......

INDIAN Player in Opponents's Party after loss

After winning the match England player were enjoying the party.

Suddenly Bell saw one from team INDIA. He calls "Hey who are you?"
Dhoni removed his cover say "forgot i bring you ha... i also have contribution"
Bell "ok come on yaar enjoy"
Dhoni opening door "oye! pantar log aajao tumne bhi to inki jeet me yogdan diya hai"
All INDIAN players came and enjoyed the party and English were amazed

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth?

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Bhajji answered, "No I am Harbhajan Singh."

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.
He answered, "No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh."
Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him "Are you Relaxing?"
The Sreesanth answered "Yes I am relaxing."
Bhajji slapped him on his face and said "Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

Dhoni VS Luck

Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" ..
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die...
Laxman: Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.


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