Santa looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai.
Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi ke saath hai

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya , Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON"

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile. But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..
Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have written outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...