Wife's realted jokes
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget her. Let's find yours!!
sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back i will drive the auto
Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information fighting everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means,
"With Idiot For Ever!!!
Patni: suno ji khidki me parda lagwalo
Pati: kyu?
Patni: wo samne naya padoshi mujhe dekhne ki kosish karta hai
Pati : koi nahi ek bar thik se thek ne do phir wo khud parda lagwa lega.
Santa-Banta Jokes
Man:- Tumhari wife gum ho gai hay tu tum nay ab tak police ko kion nahin batayaSanta:- Kyo ki jab meri motor cycle gum hoi thi tu police walon nay 15-20 roz istamal kar loataya tha.
Santa: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Exchanged?
Santa :oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower Berth.
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly..... ..
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
