Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Another Dose of Funny Jokes

Posted by Rajeev Kumar Singh on 9/20/2011 02:42:00 AM Jokes , Santa-Banta 1 comment

Wife's realted jokes

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget her. Let's find yours!!

sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back i will drive the auto
Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information fighting everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means,
"With Idiot For Ever!!!

Patni: suno ji khidki me parda lagwalo

Pati: kyu?

Patni: wo samne naya padoshi mujhe dekhne ki kosish karta hai

Pati : koi nahi ek bar thik se thek ne do phir wo khud parda lagwa lega.

Santa-Banta Jokes

Man:- Tumhari wife gum ho gai hay tu tum nay ab tak police ko kion nahin bataya
Santa:- Kyo ki jab meri motor cycle gum hoi thi tu police walon nay 15-20 roz istamal kar loataya tha.

Santa: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Exchanged?
Santa :oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower Berth.

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly..... ..
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10