A Mug of Beer:-

An insect falls into a mug of beer....


Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and
gets a new mug of beer..
Pakistani :  Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer.
Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid.
Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.