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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Best Funny Jokes

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Student jokes:

Socho physics kitna aasan hota ........ socho socho.... physic bahut hi aasan hoti agar apple ki jagah sala pura ped hi gira hota : ) to sala newton wahi marjata 

Delhi student: Exm thik tha!  
Mumbai student: Exm mast tha!
Punjab student: Exm changa tha!
Muzaffarpur student: Exm ko goli maro pass wali ladki set hogayi yaar :-)

Santa-banta jokes:

santa and his wife went for divorce
judge: u hav 3 kids how will you divide them?
Santa think for a while........
and he reply 'ok we will come next year with 1 mor!" :-)

santa dials a no, a girl receive 
Santa: Kaun?
Girl: sita
Santa: Sorry mata jee...Ludhiyana lagaya tha, Ayodhya laga gaya
jai ram ji ki!

Banta was with a women in park!!!
Havaldar: tum log sadi suda ho.....
Banta: ha..
havaldar : to park me kya kar rahe ho... ghar jaoo....
Banta: Is ka pati or meri bb nahi manenge...........

Munna bhai jokes:

Munna: Aye mamu tera bathroom to bahut badhiya hai ,parpole to sala choda hai be...
circuit : kya bhai tum phir se sandas me nahakar aayeho!!!!

Himesh jokes:

Himesh go to his daughter house and knock the door.
A sound came from inside : kaun?
himesh: wooooo hoojooor... tera tera tera...tera sasur!!!!

Girl-boy jokes:

Girl to boy : batao aisa kya hai jo mere pass 2 hai or cow ke pass 4
boy thinks ............. reply : yes legs!!!!

In cenema hall ek ladka ladki ko isahre se bola 
  "jhalak dikhla ja 
    jhalak dikhla ja 
    jhalak dikhla ja ....."
Ladki turant chappal nikal kar boli
"Ek baar aaja aaja aaja....."



6 comments :

  1. Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha tha ki ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"
    Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"

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  2. 11. Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there....... ......
    Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

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  3. Santa: oye bante ye medal khan se mila?
    Banta: "gaane" ke liye mila hai.
    Santa: aur ye dusra bada wala?
    Banta: Apana "gana" band karne ke liye!

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  4. @kundan

    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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