The two best jokes on INDIA-Pakistan semi final match

My Friends have telling me those funny jokes related to the Semi final match to be played between INDIA and pakistan at Mohali. I have selected two good jokes, they are as below-

Airpot Manager ask ponting, smith, sammy, strauss- "why are are you u standing here?" They replies " we all are waiting for afridi" :-)
INDIAN cricket team penalised by animal activits for hunting 11 kangaroos......Then the team to pay penalty by hunting 11 terrorists today............

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Anonymous Fri Apr 01, 08:43:00 AM GMT+5:30 Fri Apr 01, 08:43:00 AM GMT+5:30

hey you called pakistani terrorist ha ha ha......
so funny!!!!!!!!
Rajeev Sun Apr 03, 03:39:00 AM GMT+5:30 Sun Apr 03, 03:39:00 AM GMT+5:30

it just a fun dont take seriously.........
Unknown Tue Apr 05, 12:05:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 05, 12:05:00 PM GMT+5:30

yaar it offensive you must avoid these.....pakistani will not lev u
Unknown Tue Apr 05, 12:10:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 05, 12:10:00 PM GMT+5:30

yaar joke koi or ho to likho........ par mazedar hona chaiye....
Anonymous Wed Apr 06, 05:04:00 PM GMT+5:30 Wed Apr 06, 05:04:00 PM GMT+5:30

where is the content????????
Anonymous Tue Apr 12, 08:24:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 12, 08:24:00 PM GMT+5:30

Semi-Final Teams:

Came from Group A
1) Pakistan
2) New Zealand
...3) Srilanka

Came from Group B:
--INDIA--

Jhund me to KUTTE aate hain... "SHER" to akela aata hai... :)

waise apni gali me tu kutte bhi sher hote hain
Anonymous Tue Apr 12, 08:25:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 12, 08:25:00 PM GMT+5:30

hahahha gud one
Anonymous Tue Apr 12, 08:27:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 12, 08:27:00 PM GMT+5:30

After poor performance in england match, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......
Girl: Are u Dhoni??
Dhoni: How do u know?
Girl: I m Nehra
Rajeev Tue Apr 12, 10:25:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 12, 10:25:00 PM GMT+5:30

I think all the 3 above content are from single person.
well it is good to say like that but don't hurt other
Rajeev Tue Apr 12, 10:33:00 PM GMT+5:30 Tue Apr 12, 10:33:00 PM GMT+5:30

well said dude!!!!!
ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

But i think it would be south Africa match......
Anonymous Wed Apr 13, 11:29:00 PM GMT+5:30 Wed Apr 13, 11:29:00 PM GMT+5:30

A bomb blast in pakistan by a 'BURKANASI'.pakistani gover says taht it's a sucide bomber women.But burning question is that how Pakistani Gover knew that,

KEE BURKE M 'BUR' THA YA 'LUND'
Anonymous Wed Apr 13, 11:34:00 PM GMT+5:30 Wed Apr 13, 11:34:00 PM GMT+5:30

A bomb blast in pakistan by a 'BURKANASI'.pakistani gover says taht it's a sucide bomber women.But burning question is that how Pakistani Gover knew that,

KEE BURKE M 'BUR' THA YA 'LUND

Wha wha wha wha wha wha..........

pakistan gindabad

pakistan gindabad

pakistan gindabad
Anonymous Wed Apr 20, 01:40:00 PM GMT+5:30 Wed Apr 20, 01:40:00 PM GMT+5:30

how to save pakis from drowning?
pull his leg over his head........
gucci Sun Sep 30, 05:18:00 PM GMT+5:30 Sun Sep 30, 05:18:00 PM GMT+5:30

Hell of a joke! huh..:/

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