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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The two best jokes on INDIA-Pakistan semi final match

Posted by Rajeev on 3/30/2011 04:17:00 AM , , , , 14 comments
My Friends have telling me those funny jokes related to the Semi final match to be played between INDIA and pakistan at Mohali. I have selected two good jokes, they are as below-
  • Airpot Manager ask ponting, smith, sammy, strauss- "why are are you u standing here?"                                                   They replies " we all are waiting for afridi" :-)
  • INDIAN cricket team penalised by animal activits for hunting 11 kangaroos......Then the team to pay penalty by hunting 11 terrorists today............

14 comments :

  1. AnonymousFri Apr 01, 08:43:00 AM GMT+5:30

    hey you called pakistani terrorist ha ha ha......
    so funny!!!!!!!!

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  2. RajeevSun Apr 03, 03:39:00 AM GMT+5:30

    it just a fun dont take seriously.........

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  3. UnknownTue Apr 05, 12:05:00 PM GMT+5:30

    yaar it offensive you must avoid these.....pakistani will not lev u

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  4. UnknownTue Apr 05, 12:10:00 PM GMT+5:30

    yaar joke koi or ho to likho........ par mazedar hona chaiye....

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  5. AnonymousWed Apr 06, 05:04:00 PM GMT+5:30

    where is the content????????

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  6. AnonymousTue Apr 12, 08:24:00 PM GMT+5:30

    Semi-Final Teams:

    Came from Group A
    1) Pakistan
    2) New Zealand
    ...3) Srilanka

    Came from Group B:
    --INDIA--

    Jhund me to KUTTE aate hain... "SHER" to akela aata hai... :)


    waise apni gali me tu kutte bhi sher hote hain

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  7. AnonymousTue Apr 12, 08:25:00 PM GMT+5:30

    hahahha gud one

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  8. AnonymousTue Apr 12, 08:27:00 PM GMT+5:30

    After poor performance in england match, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......
    Girl: Are u Dhoni??
    Dhoni: How do u know?
    Girl: I m Nehra

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  9. RajeevTue Apr 12, 10:25:00 PM GMT+5:30

    I think all the 3 above content are from single person.
    well it is good to say like that but don't hurt other

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  10. RajeevTue Apr 12, 10:33:00 PM GMT+5:30

    well said dude!!!!!
    ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

    But i think it would be south Africa match......

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  11. AnonymousWed Apr 13, 11:29:00 PM GMT+5:30

    A bomb blast in pakistan by a 'BURKANASI'.pakistani gover says taht it's a sucide bomber women.But burning question is that how Pakistani Gover knew that,

    KEE BURKE M 'BUR' THA YA 'LUND'

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  12. AnonymousWed Apr 13, 11:34:00 PM GMT+5:30

    A bomb blast in pakistan by a 'BURKANASI'.pakistani gover says taht it's a sucide bomber women.But burning question is that how Pakistani Gover knew that,

    KEE BURKE M 'BUR' THA YA 'LUND


    Wha wha wha wha wha wha..........


    pakistan gindabad

    pakistan gindabad

    pakistan gindabad

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  13. AnonymousWed Apr 20, 01:40:00 PM GMT+5:30

    how to save pakis from drowning?
    pull his leg over his head........

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  14. gucciSun Sep 30, 05:18:00 PM GMT+5:30

    Hell of a joke! huh..:/

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